If this man isn’t a fake, he’s a cock

"Thanks mate. Please G-d we’ll get through this and it might open our gov’s eyes. Now I truely understand how you guys felt on 9/11. G-d bless the UK and G-d bless the US. You are true friends in my eyes. Maybe some British people will now understand how Israel feels too and why they need a wall. I’ve been saying for years that this would happen." – an LGFer.

Hope this isn’t representative. This is *nothing* we haven’t experienced before and *no reason* to change our attitudes or behaviours. If you think like this man, you’re a) an idiot b) part of the problem.

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Something bad going on

Although quite *what* is a long way from clear.

There’ve been some explosions on the Underground, and at least one (up to four, although I think this involves some double-counting) on the buses. TfL and BTP initially suggested the former were due to power surges (wisely – this is exactly what I would have said, irrespective of the actual cause, to avoid mass panic during the evacuation), but it now seems pretty clear that they were bombs.

If it is terrorists – what, is that the best you can do? We live here, we don’t give a fuck about your stupid bombs, and we’ll survive this without changing the way we live our lives. Nor are we going to let you be used as spurious grounds for surrendering our freedom…

Or, in the words of an excellently British commuter featured on the BBC website, "people didn’t really know what was going on, they were just huffing and puffing and saying how annoying it was".

Incidentally, some wankers are already trying to blame this on G8 activists. Yeah, right – Aznartastic.

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They’re mad! They’ll overthrow society!

This post is dedicated to the paranoid Daily Mail-ites who think Edinburgh is being besieged by crazed, violent fascists (well, I guess there *is* an argument for describing some of the English police that way, but this is rarely the angle taken…). Take it away, Jim:

"Indeed when the news filtered through yesterday that "The Anarchist Ring-Leaders" had been arrested, it was met with a great deal of mirth at the Stirling Rural Convergence Centre (RCC).

"For anyone interested, the "Ring-Leaders" were all released without charge within a couple of hours of their arrests (news which strangely never made it to the mainstream media). It turns out the Ring-Leaders were a van-load of medics (shock! horror! even some doctors and nurses are self-styled, so-called "anarchists") on their way to the protests. They were carrying maps of the area and had made a number of ‘X’ marks on the maps in the locations that they felt would be the best places for medical stations."

Sheer evil.

Oh, and just to make things even better, the coppers today decided to prevent medical staff from accessing the protesters’ campsite. Better dead than anarchist, right?

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Oh, for fuck’s sake

Please can the Republicans just install the proper totalitarian regime they clearly want and love right away, rather than pissing about by doing it gradually? The latest innovation is jailing journalists – almost like they’re *trying* to follow in Fidel and Saddam’s footsteps…

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Three cheers for the EU

Europe will not follow America’s insane lead in allowing software patents. This should ensure a faster relative rate of technological progress for Europe – which is nice.

Oh, and in non-EU news, we got the Olympics! I approve: it’ll lead to minor sortings-out of the transport system; it’ll posh-up horrible bits of the East End; it’ll annoy the French; and for approximately the first time ever it’ll involve London getting some cash out of the rest of the country, instead of subsidising their cloth caps, fox hunts and haggises.

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Libertoons on crime

Computer viruses are great: if you’re not an idiot, you don’t get them at home; if your employers are not idiots, the impact on your worklife is zero; and if your employers are idiots, then you get to spend time doing fuck-all instead of working while they fix the systems. Meanwhile, they create ‘work’ for IT sysadmins, keeping them in beer, porn and things to whine about for the foreseeable future.

It’s no wonder, then, that the Samizdatisti suggest executing their creators, while suggesting that releasing computer viruses is tantamount to killing people. Bleedin’ mentalists…

(and yes, I know a large part of the law is about the necessity of protecting idiots from their own stupidity, and that virus creators therefore do need to be punished. But quite how anyone can get so excised about it is beyond me.)

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