If you give a fuck about this story, then you should be beaten with an iron bar until the assorted bits of meat that were previously you are no longer recognisable as human.
This isn’t entirely true. Mild amusement at the fact that some awful wanker had a moderately unpleasant experience, if combined with psychotic increduility at the fact that anyone seriously cares, is permissible. Luckily for me.
Perhaps it’s part of the mid-life crisis he seems to be having so publicly :).
I give a fuck about that story, because I find it somewhat alarming that the men may actually be charged with assault.