This Avril Lavigne-bashing piece is extremely funny, partly but not exclusively for its mathematical proof that Britney Spears is 96% hardcore. Jay Pinkerton is, officially, the man.
This Avril Lavigne-bashing piece is extremely funny, partly but not exclusively for its mathematical proof that Britney Spears is 96% hardcore. Jay Pinkerton is, officially, the man.
Look into her eyes. What do you see? Dimly, there in the distance, the burning fires of hell is what you see! Satan is standing in the distance, manipulating her like a puppet – "do my bidding and you will be justly rewarded in my kingdom haw haw haaaaw!"
Avril levigne is a dead-eyed soul-less devil child. How can you think she’s hot? I know it’s all subjective, but nevertheless you’re wrong, dude!
Avril levigne is a dead-eyed soul-less devil child
Indeed. As I said, she’s hot.
Jay Pinkerton is, unofficially, offline at that address.