So far, Mark Steyn is trailing Harry Hutton‘s Canada’s Leading Asshole poll, with 45 votes compared to Celine Dion’s 72.

While Ms Dion is undeniably an irritating witch, Mr Steyn is infinitely more of an asshole under the canonical definition of the term than Ms Dion (or indeed, anyone else alive). I urge you to vote for him as many times as you can persuade the system to let you (deleting cookies doesn’t work, but there are clever things you can do with proxy servers).