It’s time to lobby for a law against reporting non-polls as polls. A phone poll or an online poll has no statistical validity, and it’s completely dodgy of newspapers or politicians to treat them as if they were real opinion surveys.

Obviously, I plan to use the survey below as a basis for my law-changing campaign:

Side note: I read the headline to this article and wondered why anyone would want to read Pete Shelley’s private letters. “Today I fell in love with someone I shouldn’t have fallen in love with”, etc…