Political correctness has removed time-honoured traditions such as infibulation from mainstream western culture. But there’s no need to worry: if you think your chattel wife is enjoying sex too much, then you can still purchase AbsorbShun wetness absorbing powder.
Admittedly, "use of AbsorbShun natural powder in any quantity may cause temporary tenderness and micro abrasions to the genital area". No matter; as befits a chattel, hoof cream will clear up the problem: "what I personally use is a protein moisturizer [ie. Mane ‘n Tail – Original Hoofmaker]".
The fact that some people might actually want to use this product makes me feel ill, which seems odd given that I don’t have any particular problems with heavy S&M. I guess the difference is that heavy S&M participants view it as liberating, whereas this is… just… nasty.
(via World O’Crap)
Just doing the rounds to say that the new site (based loosely on observations concerning the unique dilemma that is being British) is officially open for business. Theginpalace is dead, long live ohisay. Or something. Cheers, see you soon. :]
As punishment for that outrageous bit of self promotion from Mark, I’d strongly urge everybody not to visit his rather excellent new site, Oh I Say. That’ll learn him.