Blogging comedian Richard Herring has an excellent post on how to commit the perfect crime. Well, ‘the perfect crime’ for those who like the idea of killing female strangers who live near weird pervy men, which might narrow the target audience a little.
I’m rather impressed by Mr Herring at the moment. Last week I heckled him by email, and he sent back a witty riposte within 45 minutes. I’d like to believe this is because he sits at his computer every day waiting for email heckles, and then spent 45 minutes crafting his witty reposte.
The main reason I’d like to believe this, of course, is because it would make him very nearly as tragic as the kind of person who heckles a comedian by email.
What was your heckle? What was his witty riposte?
"Be funny. Make me laugh."
"If I had your haircut, sir, I could make everybody laugh".
Was it something along those lines?
I thought his ’45 minute claim’ only related to short-range heckles at gigs.
Is his witty riposte related programmes developed enough to strike long-range over email?
When did you become aware of this John B and why have you not made it public before on your blog?
I demand a full and frank enquiry.
the perfect murder is left with no clues,no motives,no harsh words exchanged just planned to a T with few persons involved complete trust in your accomplices or if not the extermination of those ivolved and well of course with anyone having real knowledge of the three W’s (when,where,why)real stone cold killers dont talk just act with precise calulation at the appointed time without hesitation and no clues left to investigators…killers kill for revenge which is 100% justified all the time…..so taking a life is fun..if there is a good reason to but by accident it haunts the conscience..if justified u can sleep on it…so be who u r,or by the curse of fate because people forced your hands to do the least likely thing u would ever think of doing…may God forgive the wrong which we have done…