From the Google News front page: "Doctors to consider sending ailing Palestinian president to…" (it links to this boring article, which has a full headline).
The best suggestion for filling in the blank wins some kind of award. And this isn’t LGF, so responses along the lines of ‘hell’ are acceptable only if funny.
"Doctors to consider sending ailing Palestinian president to the chemists’ shop."
"Doctors to consider sending ailing Palestinian president to buy more interesting pyjamas"