“I always thought the White House was just handicapping itself so the Clash of Civilizations wouldn’t look fixed” – Get Your War On explains the President’s articulacy troubles

If Eon hire ridiculous Aussie Eric Banana to be the next Bond, then I’ll burn down their studios. Jesus, even Heath Ledger would be a better choice….

Update: apparently our Eric hasn’t been approached to be Bond, and would turn it down if he were. Just as well.