AL Kennedy says “it’s as if my whole country has woken up tattooed and married to Derren Brown – there was this guy, he came up to us, seemed a bit dodgy but harmless, gave us a whole load of patter and the next thing we knew, we’re all sharing responsibility for amputations and rapes and epidemic terror and blowing up a wedding singer and riding on a 70-year-old lady as if she were a horse”.

I missed that show – seriously, let me know if they repeat it; it sounds exceedingly cool. Although I do now understand the 700 complaints.