Since it’s Friday:

1) Derren Brown describes himself as a master mentalist. Indeed, you’d have to be a bit of a mentalist to shoot yourself in the head on national telly.

2) Is “fuck from both sides” a commonly used synonym for (I’m guessing) double penetration? If not, why do I get several visits a week courtesy of Googling onanists hunting for FFBS pictures? Or is it all the same Googling onanist, who gets off on the extreme sexiness of my writing (and occasional exciting pictures)?

3) Is it possible to be a serious political commentator, given the fundamental unseriousness of the current political landscape?

4) Here is a picture my girlfriend made: