Nick Barlow has very kindly linked to my petition.

Sign it. Lots of other illustrious types have, including celebrated intellectuals Noam Chomsky and Idi Amin.

In the unlikely event that you want to know what it’s about:

1) Planet-sized-brained but humourless right-wing leftie blogger Oliver Kamm is keen on annointing other bloggers with honours.

2) Entertaining Tory Boy Peter Cuthbertson fancies himself as a parodist.

2a) (more or less irrelevantly, various rivalries, disputes and downright unpleasant grudge matches exist between Mr Cuthbertson and others)

3) Sadly, he’s not very good.

4) As a charitable measure to stop young Peter from becoming discouraged, it seemed only fair to ask Mr Kamm to use his magic powers.

Any questions?

Update Sunday 14 Sept – cruelty and potential unfairness removed.