This has been around for a while (on NTK, which I’ve long read quasi-religiously), but I haven’t spotted it before:

It’s a shame I didn’t see it when it was originally posted in February 2000. In February 2000, I was busy trying to cram for university finals, spend a week snowboarding, and deal with an ultra-recently-ex-girlfriend (who’d managed to break her collarbone while spending said week snowboarding, and blamed me, obviously). So I needed, my God I did, all the light I could get…

Update 29/09/03: Chris Lightfoot points out that this is a fake. Sad news indeed…