Advice for the day

"Never trust a man or woman who doesn’t do at least one of – meat, booze, fags, un-PC jokes. Or even if you trust them, never imagine that they’ll be any fun" – Old Peculier in Harry’s comments.

Actually, you can probably cut that down to just "un-PC jokes". I know non-smoking non-drinking vegetarians who are fun and trustworthy (well, I know one), implying that sick humour is the key factor here…

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7 thoughts on “Advice for the day

  1. I know non-smoking non-drinking vegetarians who are fun and trustworthy (well, I know one)…

    *Blush*

    implying that sick humour is the key factor here…

    Q: How do you get a gay guy to shag a woman?
    A: Shit in her cunt.

    Nasty on so many levels.

  2. You can add me to your list, John. So that’s two. (Although it’s questionable whether we know each other in any meaningful ‘other-than-the-internet’ sense.)

    Q. What do you get when you put a baby in a microwave?
    A. An erection.

    (I think that just about tops Larry’s… and me a parent, too…)

  3. Time to bring out and old personal favourite of mine:

    Q. What’s worse than a bad blow-job?
    A. The holocaust.

  4. One for the older reader:

    Q. What’s the difference between Ben Hardwick and Caroline Hogg?

    A. Ben Hardwick died a virgin.

  5. I must say, normally whenever someone mentions the term ‘PC’ I tend to expect lunkheaded bigotry to follow pretty quickly.

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