Richard Herring is superb: "Don’t have a go at me… You’re the one who bakes the children in pies! Morally you don’t have a leg to stand on. I agree that the pies are delicious. I’m not saying I can’t understand your motivation, but I only eat the pies because they are there. They are a by-product of the child-killing industry. You’re the one who kills children, not me."