“When the revolution comes, I will be shot by both sides” – Rachel Polanskis
“There’s no worse scenario than being shot by both sides” – Valentin
“Paralysis and paranoia, shot by both sides” – Marino Guida
“The bleak, doom laden Shot By Both Sides is a classic” – Amazon.com
A resounding verdict, I’m sure you’ll agree. Although I’m aware the last one is cheating.