1) The nice chaps at Guinness sent me a little booklet called ‘Lion Spotting in New Zealand’. It’s rather nicely produced, so well done them.
2) It was the match against Taranaki this morning.
3) My local pub was showing it, and serving breakfast this morning.
4) But I’m at work today because my contract keeps getting extended.
5) If that weren’t the case, I could have had a couple of Guinnesses with breakfast then spent the rest of the day laying in the garden.
6) And we won.
7) So, John, could you use any of your drinks industry clout to stop the fuckers at Diageo from rubbing it in by sending me these nicely-produced reminders through the post?