We already have. And there we see the problem. We already have road tax to pay for roads, except that it now just goes into the Treasury and gets spent on any old thing. And we have fuel duty to pay for roads, except that it now just goes into the Treasury and gets spent on any old thing. So we’ll soon have road pricing to pay for roads. Any ideas where that money will eventually go? Then we’ll need another tax….
How about introducing a system of strict demarcation in the government’s internal accounting? You raise money for roads, you spend it on roads no syphoning it off for something else. And itemise the tax bill on people’s payslips. That might work.
]]>I’m really rather negative on road pricing on the grounds that fuel taxation seems a fair way of taxing motoring: if you use more you get charged more. Road pricing is either going to be a community charge of driving, or hidiously complicated and a nightmare to implement.
]]>Can I just mention fucking bus drivers who don’t enter yellow-box junctions until there’s enough room for a fucking Corsa to exit? Cunts.
]]>Nah, it lacks poetic justice.All manner of godawful drivers need to be made to unicycle to work, with a flat tyre, on a motorway, surrounded by sleep-deprived lorry drivers crazed with caffeine and misanthropy.
I spend too much time thinking about this. When I’m not yelling "LEARN TO FUCKING INDICATE" at the car that just nearly flattened me. Pedestrian rage. I’d be truly threatening if I went at 50 mph and were made of metal, but I don’t and I’m not.
]]>But the real sport is courtessy of the *incredibly* aggressive taxi drivers trying to turn right out of the station. These guys are unreconstructed, traditional cabbies of the best/worse sort (delete as applicable). They certainly seem to communicate using their car horns and the two top expetives alone, and that’s just ordering a cuppa from their cafe in the station.
So woe betide the fool trapped in the yellow box, who will soon find themself praying for the queue to move, while simultaneously developing that strangely warm sensation between their legs as a the dirty great hollering cab bears down on their nice, shiny nearside wing.
It’s poetry in motion, I tell you.
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