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Comments on: Corporatespeak spreads http://sbbs.johnband.org/2005/06/corporatespeak-spreads/ As fair-minded and non-partisan as Torquemada. Wed, 07 Mar 2012 07:16:20 +0000 hourly 1 By: M@ http://sbbs.johnband.org/2005/06/corporatespeak-spreads/#comment-5319 Sat, 02 Jul 2005 08:33:00 +0000 http://sbbs.johnband.org/?p=1202#comment-5319 I work in an aforementioned and need more money, shall I break stuff?

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By: john b http://sbbs.johnband.org/2005/06/corporatespeak-spreads/#comment-5212 Wed, 29 Jun 2005 13:06:00 +0000 http://sbbs.johnband.org/?p=1202#comment-5212 Fortunately, it’s not.

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By: JuliaM http://sbbs.johnband.org/2005/06/corporatespeak-spreads/#comment-5209 Wed, 29 Jun 2005 12:59:00 +0000 http://sbbs.johnband.org/?p=1202#comment-5209 If it’s a Government PFI IT project, then ‘giving the bastards hell’ is the one thing guarenteed NOT to happen. ‘Giving them yet more money’ would be more like it.

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By: Nick http://sbbs.johnband.org/2005/06/corporatespeak-spreads/#comment-5163 Wed, 29 Jun 2005 07:13:00 +0000 http://sbbs.johnband.org/?p=1202#comment-5163 John, having spent enough time in corporate IT in the past to get off several million years of purgatory, I can assure you that ‘bastards/hell’ is precisely the reality of the conversation that that message glosses over. With you all the way on the extermination of the bland though. I’d start with the marketing division myself . .

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By: Squander Two http://sbbs.johnband.org/2005/06/corporatespeak-spreads/#comment-5161 Wed, 29 Jun 2005 07:03:00 +0000 http://sbbs.johnband.org/?p=1202#comment-5161 You know what pisses me off? People who think that "myself" means "me", only cleverer.

"You can contact myself if you have any problems."
"And was it yourself who was dealing with this?"
"Why don’t yourself learn to speak yourself’s own fucking language?"

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By: Andrew http://sbbs.johnband.org/2005/06/corporatespeak-spreads/#comment-5157 Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:23:00 +0000 http://sbbs.johnband.org/?p=1202#comment-5157 Everyone has to speak like that nowadays. I read a particularly Orwellian email policy yesterday – any kind of freedom of expression is verboten.

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