A bit of Googling has told me that you are, apparently, a beardy Welsh cunt. Is that right? If so, you must be a very inconspicuous beardy Welsh cunt, cause I don’t remotely remember you, nor your strange pub behaviour. Sorry about that.
]]>Just to clear the other matter up, have you ever acted like a knobhead in the Lamb on Lamb’s Conduit Street? Were you threatened? Thanks.
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]]>Also, what exactly is the definition of ‘porridge cousins’? It currently attracts no hits on Google, so I’m sure a wide array of curious minds want to know…
]]>Certaintly, if you’ve also shagged Mariella Frostrup, then I feel I probably should get out more.
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