Comments on: The War on Satire continues

By: European Loser

European Loser — Thu, 25 Nov 2004 06:01:00 +0000

Of course you can’t marry your brother, because if you suck one another’s willies, or put them up one another’s bottoms, you’ll go to hell.

But as a good christian it’s probably better to marry your sister, ‘cos at least you can put your willy in her furry hoop so she’ll have lots of funny-looking christian babies and you’ll go to heaven.

By: john b

john b — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 17:45:00 +0000

Sorry, fixed now. Just following in Matt Yglesias's proud tradition.

Feel free to marry your brother; he's minging so I wouldn't have him.

By: yoy

yoy — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 14:01:00 +0000

''people who don't think gays shouldn't be allowed to get married'' That's you isn't it? Grammar always gets lefies in a twizz

so I should be allowed to marry my brother then?
I mean I love him, we're infertile and definitely don't want kids and we're obviously the same sex
so no problem

By: Stephen Newton

Stephen Newton — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 08:02:00 +0000

I love Deb Schum's reason not to have kids...
'if we had kids, we would need a table where the kids could do homework'

and what a dirty psalm...
'blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them [children]'

By: john b

john b — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 07:15:00 +0000

Yup, a soundbite that ghfdc (have/used to have) on their site from one of Pastor Fred Phelps’s sermons – "Filthy fag cathedral; filthy fag cathedral, filled with dogs and whores and beast; dropping like flies with AIDS; sucking on each other; anally copulating with each other" – was a popular drunken recital while at uni.

Still not quite sure how I got put in charge of the LGB society, rather than being sacrificed at a PC altar.

By: Andrew Bartlett

Andrew Bartlett — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 07:07:00 +0000

I’m always amused when Christians appear to argue that marriage is a purely Christian concept when discussing the possibilities of legal gay marriage, implicitly denying that people were married before Christ, in ignorance of Christ and in rejection of Christ.

Well, at least its not God Hates Fags: http://www.godhatesfags.com/main/index.html

This is, by the way, a real site.