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Comments on: Gay horse http://sbbs.johnband.org/2005/06/gay-horse/ As fair-minded and non-partisan as Torquemada. Wed, 07 Mar 2012 07:16:20 +0000 hourly 1 By: subbes http://sbbs.johnband.org/2005/06/gay-horse/#comment-4733 Fri, 17 Jun 2005 21:12:00 +0000 http://sbbs.johnband.org/?p=1139#comment-4733 It was a stupid comment. He deserved to get locked up for being incapable of thinking of something funny to say about the police horse. There are standards to uphold, even on Cornmarket.

]]> By: OliW http://sbbs.johnband.org/2005/06/gay-horse/#comment-4492 Mon, 13 Jun 2005 12:25:00 +0000 http://sbbs.johnband.org/?p=1139#comment-4492 "and one for drunken posh twats with friends"

Trust me when I say that Sam is far from posh. I vcan see what you’re saying but don’t be a prat and mess up the issue with ignorant stereotyping.

– How to lose to Oxford at major sports ….

]]> By: john b http://sbbs.johnband.org/2005/06/gay-horse/#comment-4371 Thu, 09 Jun 2005 12:13:00 +0000 http://sbbs.johnband.org/?p=1139#comment-4371 – How to avoid getting touched up by sleazy fat 50-year-olds in Cindy’s.

What’s Cindy’s called now?

]]> By: Confused http://sbbs.johnband.org/2005/06/gay-horse/#comment-4369 Thu, 09 Jun 2005 12:03:00 +0000 http://sbbs.johnband.org/?p=1139#comment-4369 "But, then, I went to Cambridge, so what do I know"

– How to punt a boat after four jugs of Pimms
– That Magdalene and Caius aren’t pronounced how they read
– That you don’t want to live in East Anglia, because it’s sooo boring. And flat.

Have I missed something?

]]> By: Oscar Wildebeest http://sbbs.johnband.org/2005/06/gay-horse/#comment-4366 Thu, 09 Jun 2005 11:33:00 +0000 http://sbbs.johnband.org/?p=1139#comment-4366 Stud in the right ear?

(No pun intended with the word ‘stud’, although if I took my time and could be bothered, I could probably come up with something semi-witty. But, then, I went to Cambridge, so what do I know?)

]]> By: Squander Two http://sbbs.johnband.org/2005/06/gay-horse/#comment-4353 Thu, 09 Jun 2005 09:13:00 +0000 http://sbbs.johnband.org/?p=1139#comment-4353 To which I really should add:

Give ’em a mortarboard and they think they’re Dickens.

]]> By: Squander Two http://sbbs.johnband.org/2005/06/gay-horse/#comment-4352 Thu, 09 Jun 2005 09:12:00 +0000 http://sbbs.johnband.org/?p=1139#comment-4352 You know, maybe it was an English student, and he meant "joyful".

]]> By: dsquared http://sbbs.johnband.org/2005/06/gay-horse/#comment-4349 Thu, 09 Jun 2005 08:11:00 +0000 http://sbbs.johnband.org/?p=1139#comment-4349 Usually you can tell because it’s being ridden by a policeman who is also gay.

]]> By: Confused http://sbbs.johnband.org/2005/06/gay-horse/#comment-4345 Thu, 09 Jun 2005 07:57:00 +0000 http://sbbs.johnband.org/?p=1139#comment-4345 Platted mane on a horse with bollocks. It’s a dead giveaway.

Whenever I’ve accused a horse of being gay I can always tell if I’m right by the way it flounces off, dressage style.

]]> By: Michael http://sbbs.johnband.org/2005/06/gay-horse/#comment-4331 Thu, 09 Jun 2005 05:07:00 +0000 http://sbbs.johnband.org/?p=1139#comment-4331 And Michael, if you can’t tell when a horse is gay then I just fucking despair.

Are we talking unusually flared nostrils and particularly flouncy tails?

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