Dear The Right Wing,
Please can you make your mind up on whether France is a dhimmified nation, destroyed by excessive immigration and multiculturalism and shortly to be ruled by throat-slitting mullahs, or whether it’s a sterling example to Brits of how to avoid That Sort Of Thing?
Alternatively, you could stop whining about how The Sky Is Falling In every time you see a brown face or hear a strange language.
Fuck it, I’m a realist. Just sort the first one out, OK?