Things worth dying for, and other top quotes

"For a Social Europe, maybe. Peace, Justice and the American Way the way Superman intended? Quite possibly. To make the world like it is in Star Trek, I’d consider it. For the introduction by the UN of World Naked Chicks Day, almost certainly." – a colleague, on worthy causes for which to give up one’s life. Can we start a campaign for the introduction of World Naked Chicks Day?

"Having Melanie Phillips lecture you about dhimmitude is like having a madwoman pour a bucket of someone else’s cold sick over your head." – A professor from the University of California, Los Angeles, testified as an expert witness about the psychotropic effects of cocaine. He said that he had smoked crack cocaine himself and sat in a cage with monkeys to teach them how to smoke cocaine as well" – the New York Times. Crack-addled-baboon-tastic…

"Yank: If it wasn’t for us you’d be speaking German, etc. Brit: And if it wasn’t for the French during your Revolutionary War, you’d be drinking tea at 4:00 pm every day and playing *real* football, laddie." – apocryphal encounter recounted here.

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8 thoughts on “Things worth dying for, and other top quotes

  1. "Yank: If it wasn’t for us you’d be speaking German, etc. Brit: And if it wasn’t for the French during your Revolutionary War, you’d be drinking tea at 4:00 pm every day and playing *real* football, laddie."

    Good thing they’re not then, or play would have to stop every 20 minutes for the adverts, and the teams would be kitted out like cut rate superheroes with half length tights in case they grazed their poor little kneesie-weesies falling over.

  2. And another thing – what’s the point of dying for World Naked Chicks Day? You’d be dead on it.

  3. I would not be prepared to die for "World Naked Chicks Day" if it were organised by the UN. It was UN "International Women’s Day" today and they still haven’t brought mine. Those people couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery.

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