We would like to make it clear that under no circumstances will such a bounty actually be paid out, and that we will be very, very cross with anyone who follows our example and carries out said assassination attempt.
This is not because we do not feel that the targets selected deserve assassination; quite the reverse. It’s because we feel that you (quae would-be assassin) are definitionally even worse than the selected target, and so such a move on your part would be inappropriate. Should you feel the unsurmountable desire to assassinate after reading an SBBS post, we therefore strongly recommend you target yourself.
SBBS cannot be held responsible, or even worthwhile.