Ikea death crush

Three people have been killed in Saudi Arabia after a stampede at Ikea. This shouldn’t be funny, but somehow is.

This may because I can’t get rid of the mental image of assorted crazed mullahs denouncing self-assembly pine furniture as a tool of Satan, and perhaps claiming that Allah righteously strikes down apostates who buy furniture fashioned from the very tree that the Crusaders use to honour their false god…

In fairness, they would be correct: self-assembly pine furniture is very, very clearly a tool of Satan.

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7 thoughts on “Ikea death crush

  1. John B’s comment on the Saudi Arabian stampede deaths at Ikea is absolutely dispicable. It is shameless and I cannot believe someone can be so incredibly racist, it is shameless, and to be honest I think he’s a bit of an idiot and a rasict cunt.

  2. Were you not an idiot, you’d understand the difference between mocking religious fanatics and mocking people on the grounds of their race. Unfortunately, you are.

  3. I completely agree with john b. Lance has clearly been a complete prat. He doesn’t seem to realise the difference between mocking a small sect of people and an entire race. I am shocked that someone could be so blind to what someone was trying to do. This is just what I expected from you Lance!

  4. My name is Lance Alleyne and I’m a fool. I go to Wilson’s School in Wallington, Surrey SM6 9JW – I am in some class in Year 10..I sort of love men.

  5. your comments about the ikea deaths do nothing but highlight your hatefullness towards islam and muslims, indeed you seem to care nothing for the fact that people died, intruth I’m not surprised, bin laden said "the world is divided into two camps"

  6. See my reply to Lance Alleyne’s first comment. Also note that I also found the Ikea Edmonton stampede funny. I might be sick and wrong, but it’s all equal opportunities here.

  7. i cannot believe how i havce been treated!! I have segregated for preferring men!! 69

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