Why’d you never listen to us?
We could be invisible to you
Anyway it doesn’t matter now
‘Cos we have found somebody new
Sorry if your heart is broken
Why’s your mouth just hanging open?
Don’t look so surprised
We found another guy
Kerry’s in this photograph:
Kerry says the war will last forever
And he should know
That boy Kerry’s not the kind
To mess around and change his mind
Kerry is as tough as Marlon Brando
No-one thought you were a smartie
And Kerry knows about karate
There’s other things he’s good at too
Kerry’s not a bit like you…
(apologies to the memory of Kirsty McColl. But I think she’d broadly have approved of the concept).